Benson: Mom, can I watch a movie?
Tiffany: Sure, what movie do you want to watch?
(He brings me "Wild Hogs" with John Travolta, Tim Allen...)
Tiffany: How about you pick a different movie.
Benson: But I want to watch this one.
Tiffany: Then I guess you won't be watching a movie.
Benson: But I want to watch bad movies like you and Dad. How come I can't watch bad movies. I want to watch the bad movie.
(Wa wa wa... this went on for about 10 mins. He never did end up watching a movie, but maybe we need to rethink our movie rating standards.)
